What is a TISH inspection and do I need it to sell?
TISH is a city housing report that Minneapolis sellers need before a sale. Here is what it is, who orders it, and what to ask your city before you sell.
Read more →We buy houses no matter the condition or circumstance.
No repairs, no cleaning, no fees. Little or no equity? Ask us about our full-price offers on terms. You pick the closing date.
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Wondering how to sell your house fast in the Minneapolis area? Here's how it works.
Call (763) 878-7272 or send the form. Give us the basics about the property and we get back to you quickly to talk through your situation.
We take a quick walk through the property. No cleaning or staging needed. Then we put a fair, honest offer in front of you, with no hidden fees.
Take the time you need to decide. When you are ready, a title company handles the closing on the date you choose, and you get paid.
If yours fits one of these, you are in the right place.

We buy houses with little to no equity. Even if you're upside down, we can help.
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An easy way out of a house you never planned to own, with the belongings still inside.
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Behind on payments? Selling before the sheriff's sale is one option, and we will walk you through it.
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One offer for the house, so both of you can move on without managing a listing together.
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We buy damaged houses, no matter how much work they need.
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Even if the city has condemned it or written it up, we'll take it off your hands.
Learn more →Every homeowner's situation is different. Not every house has gone up in value or built equity over the years, and that should not stop you from getting a fair deal.
When a cash offer can't cover what you owe, we can often make an offer on terms through creative financing. Terms can mean a higher total price than a cash sale, sometimes your full asking price. We explain both paths in plain words, and you choose.
Fast and certain. No financing to fall through, no appraisal, and a closing date you pick.
For homes with little or no equity. A structured purchase that can pay more in total than cash.
Pristine or condemned, paid off or upside down. We buy houses as-is, so you don't fix a thing.
Listing is the right call for some houses. Here is how the two compare.
| Selling with an agent | Sold to Papa Buys | |
|---|---|---|
| Realtor fees? | 6% on average is paid by you, the seller | None |
| Who pays closing costs? | 2% on average is paid by you, the seller | None. We pay all costs |
| Inspection and financing contingency? | Up to 15% of sales fall through | None |
| Appraisal needed? | Yes, the sale is often subject to appraisal | None. We make cash offers |
| Average days until sold? | About 91 days | A cash offer right after the walkthrough |
| Number of showings? | It depends | One (just us) |
| Closing date? | 30 to 60 days after accepting a buyer's offer | The date of your choice |
| Who pays for repairs? | Negotiated during the inspection period | None. We pay for all repairs |
"I named the company Papa Buys Properties because Papa is what my grandkids call me. I started in real estate in 1983, and nothing brings me greater joy than seeing a burden lifted from someone right before my eyes."
"You should always love people and use money, rather than the other way around." We love people, not money.
Please don't hesitate to ask us anything else.
We can close the sale in as little as a week, or whenever it suits your timeline. Most of the pace comes from title work and what you need. If you want months, we wait. If you need speed, tell us early and we build the offer around your date.
Buying it. We are not agents and we never list your house. When we agree on a number, we are the ones purchasing the property, which is why there is no commission and no showings. A title company handles the closing like any other sale.
Yes. Many owners live far from the house. We arrange the walkthrough, make a written offer, and handle the closing process so you can sign remotely with the title company. You stay informed at each step and never need to travel to Minnesota.
Yes. You still own the house, so you can sell it. Selling before the sheriff's sale is one option, and if the house is worth more than you owe, that difference is yours. Also talk to a Minnesota attorney or a HUD-approved housing counselor about your choices.
From recent sales of comparable homes nearby, the condition of the property, and the repairs it needs. During the walkthrough we look at the house itself, then give you a fair written offer. We explain the math in plain words so you can judge it.
We still buy it. Foundation problems, water damage, fire damage, or an outdated house are all normal for us. You do not repair or clean anything. We look at the house as it sits and price the work into the offer.

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Pristine or condemned, paid off or little to no equity, we will help you sell. Call (763) 878-7272 or fill out the form.
Takes about a minute. Papa Nick's team follows up by phone or text.